Friday, July 16, 2010

Curl & Dye Laughing

*walks up to microphone stand, taps mike*


My friends, I am here today to alert everyone about a serious epidemic sweeping the nation as we speak. Bichons everywhere are becoming so obssessed with their looks, they are now resorting to drastic measures to achieve that extra kink.

Many tend to exagerate their perms, as C.C.Charlie demonstrates...

"I don't have a curling problem, I can stop anytime I want!"

"Okay, maybe I do need help... Even my nose hairs are kinky!"

There is hope, my friends! Everybody break out your flatening irons and let's help Bichons worldwide! ;)

Keep On Truckin'

Many a trucker will tell you that wanderlust is one of the main reasons they spend countless solo hours on the road (well, that and they like to put food on the table!). However, I suspect that they also do it for the chance to use their CBs. I mean, where else can you hear this kind of conversation between Vern and Chloe...

"Flatnose McSexy Cap calling all truckers, anybody out there?"

"I hear you loud and clear, Flatnose! This is Long Ears Lowrider Mama, riding the open roads..."

Don't forget the dramamine... Rollin', rollin', rollin'...